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Canuckistani Blog

2010-05-14
All good things...

2010-01-27
Why you should watch the Winter Olympics

2010-01-11
More house shit

2009-11-13
Just when I thought I was going soft...

2009-10-15
Cricket - the Real Deal

2009-09-01
Oh, that's a wicked googly!

2009-08-13
Jazz festival and picking a Manchester footy side

2009-08-04
Rupert Murdoch can suck my ass, LL swear police and I am a twittering little bitch

2009-03-25
Snowboarding in Switzerland Part One (aka What Credit Crunch?)

2009-03-18
CBC Radio Letter of the Day

2009-03-11
Ross Noble likes me, he really really likes me

2009-02-10
Being British

2009-02-06
Snowverreaction II - The Return

2008-12-26
Oops...

2008-12-22
Nanny state Britain - Merry Christmas 2008

2008-12-15
Manchester - part two

2008-12-05
Working in Manchester - part one

2008-12-03
BBC Radio Nottingham appearance - 29/11/08

2008-11-21
MEDIA EXTRAVAGANZA!

2008-07-15
Canada Day in Trafalgar Square

2008-05-21
What an exciting life I lead

2008-04-12
Rob Cutforth, Unemployed Bum

2008-04-08
Rob Cutforth, Radio Star

2008-04-03
Rob Cutforth, cover boy

2008-03-04
Is that a locust on my arm?

2008-02-27
Goodbye, old friend

2008-01-30
The DVLA

2007-12-17
Bleacher Report - Man U Champions League prospects

2007-12-01
Random scribblings

2007-11-11
English Eccentrics

2007-10-28
Good week to not be English

2007-10-07
Cyprus

2007-09-24
Argos III The Return. This time it's personal.

2007-09-09
Sky Sports when there is no footy

2007-08-31
Garden update (finally)

2007-08-24
English Justice system rant

2007-08-07
Poland trip PART TWO - Strippers, booze and shooting stuff.

2007-07-21
LeftLion web ed. #6 - Fantasy Football for Dummies

2007-07-18
Canuckistani in Canuckistani Land Part Two - Alberta

2007-07-15
Canuckistani in Canuckistani Land Part One - Toronto

2007-06-24
Poland trip PART ONE - Travelling with limey lads.

2007-06-22
Corb Lund and the hurtin' Albertans

2007-06-13
LeftLion update

2007-05-14
The Canadian guide to fantasy footie

2007-05-04
The first crop

2007-04-14
Walk to work

2007-04-09
Cabbies, gardening, easter, oh my!

2007-03-17
The UK Garden Wheel

2007-02-28
I am officially not a hockey fan anymore

2007-02-18
My garden, yes it has come to this.

2007-02-07
Friendly Fire

2007-01-31
Phil Nichol, the naked racist

2007-01-22
House fun

2007-01-14
And suddenly, a new contender steps into the ring...

2007-01-10
Stonehenge and GMT

2007-01-07
Welcome LeftLion readers!

2007-01-03
A truly British Christmas

2006-12-20
The Great Rob of the North

2006-12-17
Customer service rant PART THREE

2006-12-11
Christmas is a-comin'

2006-11-14
The year in review

2006-10-22
Italy

2006-10-15
Apple UK Bad, UPS Good

2006-10-02
Just call me the soccer master

2006-09-21
The bungmeister

2006-09-06
Yeah I know, whining about British customer service is like beating up a retarded kid, but whatev.

2006-08-12
America pilot

2006-07-31
DAMN YOU WELSH PUNKS!

2006-07-18
Neighbours, gotta love 'em

2006-07-04
Update (don't talk about the football)

2006-06-22
June - the month for sports

2006-04-24
Neighbour war part deux

2006-03-24
The "tut"

2006-03-20
Does this country ever get any SUN?!?!

2006-02-28
Derbyshire

2006-02-15
Paris

2006-02-04
Aluminum/Aluminium debate finally solved

2006-01-31
Sainsburys4Life

2006-01-30
A house hunting we will go.

2006-01-24
We elected who? No way. Are you sure? shit.

2006-01-10
Yob central

2006-01-04
Christmas and New Years

2005-11-21
Warkworth

2005-11-15
The famous Sherwood forest

2005-11-11
My first English Rememberance day

2005-11-08
My first bonfire night

MEDIA EXTRAVAGANZA!
2008-11-21

Right, so I have finally figured out how to:

  1. Get video and audio files off my phone and;
  2. Upload said video files to youtube.

I can't wait to start getting some youtube style comments like "sO FAKE!!11 UR so gay LOLZZZZZ!!!!!111

Before I get into that though, let me give you a quick update as I have not put an update in here in ages.

Yes, I have got a new job (YAY), yes it's in the public sector (DOUBLE YAY) and yes it is in Manchester (BOO). We are in the process of letting our place out in Nottingham and am in Manchester 3 days a week. So, you can expect a lot more activity in this blog and it will probably contain a fair amount of Manc-bashing (I've already dropped a C-Bomb on one of its residents). Watch this space.

THE VIDEOS:

Heavy Load play Wychwood festival last summer

Heavy Load are Britain's only disabled punk band. This gig was filmed for their documentary. The drummer has Down's syndrome and the singer kept forgetting to sing. The guitarist would slap him in the shoulder every now and again to remind him to keep singing. It was awesome. Obviously, this shit vid does not do them justice, there are much better ones on youtube from this same gig. If you ever get the chance to see them, you must take it.


My first English derby match. Sheffield Wednesday v Sheffield United at Hillsborough

This video shows the start of the match as the players were introduced. The emphatic BOOS you hear when the United players are announced are care of my buddy Boot. Nobody Boos quite like him.

Highlights include singing DIE DIE PIGGY PIGGY DIE! to the United fans. Before the match, United fans had taken over a Wednesday pub. About 8 million policemen had to keep the Wednesday fans from going in and kicking off. Wednesday got their revenge on the pitch where they won 2-1. It was a good day.


Chas and Dave at the Maze

This is the cheeky video I took for my LeftLion review of their gig. Packed into a tiny venue with sweaty, drunken cockneys, I lead a glamourous life, I do.

I'm not sure this is legal, I'll probably have the YouTube DRM Thought Police after me, but hey.


Mr John Murphy at Heavy Metal Karaoke at Sal's

This is some footage I took when I went undercover to do some research for my NOTTINGHAM ROCK TOUR article. It was meant to be in the next issue, but LeftLion are printing my Tales of Robin Hood article this time around instead. Yes, you heard right. They weren't going to print it because they thought it was part owned by the City (who are a very big advertiser in LL). Turns out, some skeezy dude who owns a string of strip joints in Mansfield is the actual owner, so TORH is officially fair game.

The Nottingham Rock Tour column will be in the following issue (if LeftLion will still have me).


THE AUDIO

The following audio files are of my interview with my Gothic Plumber, my Gothic Plumber on BBC Radio Nottingham and my most recent appearance on BBC Radio Nottingham as well. (My next one is on Dec 6th) check iPlayer the following day if you want to hear it.

Sorry for the incredibly shit quality, I recorded it off the radio with my shitty little recorder. Aw, I felt like a twelve year old kid again taping stuff off the radio... bless

Also, probably totally illegal. C'est la vie

My interview with my Gothic Plumber

Gothic Plumber on BBC Radio Nottingham part 1

Gothic Plumber on BBC Radio Nottingham part 2

I read the papers on BBC Radio Nottingham

God, I sound a right fucking hick. I have got to stop giggling maniacally in these things.